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http://www.yourlawnjockey.com As you turn the corner you see the crowd. Thinking there certainly must have been some kind of disaster. They are gathered around your house! “Oh no! What now?!”

I Can Change Your Life With Spring Flowers
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Have you ever had one of those days? Sure you have.  Everyone has them once in a while.  It starts out with your hard boiled egg being half done for some reason.  You try to peel it and yoke runs out on your shoes.  Then the smoke alarm screams at you because the toaster didn’t pop and now your bread is like black ceramic tile.  The coffee filter didn’t seat properly and so the automatic shut-off is stuck and instead of the coffee flowing down into the pot, it fills up the basket and spills out onto the counter.  You don’t notice it until you hear the dog licking something off the floor.  Then you see the brown flood running down the cupboards.  You need to use the bathroom before you run off to work so you use the kids’ bathroom right near the kitchen.  Only problem is you didn’t know they plugged it with tissue.  No description necessary.  One of those days.  You think, "Spring flowers is the only thing that can change this mess."

At that precise moment is when I knock on your door.  Angrily, you go to answer while muttering to yourself about coffee, toast and toilets.  "Good morning!  I’m here to totally change your life!" is my greeting.  You want to say, "You couldn’t change a lightbulb with a fork lift truck and a jack hammer" but you don’t.  You quietly answer, "What?"  "I am here to totally change your life!"  Somewhat amused you venture to say, "How."  "With spring flowers!  From this moment on, your life will never be the same.  My flowers have the power to turn your life into something beautiful, wonderful, stupendous, magnificent, overwhelmingly amazing, and good."  Again, you think of an answer that would certainly pop this annoying balloon, but now you are intrigued and ready for a challenge.  "If you want to change my life, today is a good day to do it."

I say to you, "Just leave everything to me.  When you return home this afternoon my spring flowers will have turned your home into a masterpiece of incredible beauty and awe.  Your neighbors will stand in line, begging you to tell them who did this for you."  You answer, "Well, that would be alright, I guess."  That is all I need.  You stand there in wonder as I whip out my flower planting hat.  It is wide-brimmed and has several real flowers growing out of the top.  I then strap on my concession stand vest that has coffee, cream and sugar, danish rolls, napkins, and a small micro-wave oven connected to it.  "Once I start working, I don’t like to stop, even for food.  Nothing gets in the way of my task."  Becoming a little bit worried you say, "Uh, no problem."

All day you wonder what is going on at home.  You are really tempted to tell your boss you don’t feel well so you can go home and make sure the house hasn’t exploded or something, but you don’t.  You watch the clock until the earliest moment you can leave.  You drive just a little too fast to get to the house.  As you turn the corner you see the crowd.  Thinking there certainly must have been some kind of disaster you drive a little closer.  They are gathered around your house!  You think, "Oh no!  What now?!"  The crowd parts so you can enter your driveway.  To your thrilling amazement, you see spring flowers everywhere!  They seem to be alive with color.  You can almost feel the beauty as you exit your car.  It is at that moment that you realize the timely intruder was right.  "You really have changed my life," you think as you behold the indescribable beauty in your yard.

Notes: We plant Flowers for customers in the Spring. Our Company is called Lawn Jockey 

I Can Change Your Life With Spring Flowers
Have you ever had one of those days? Sure you have. Everyone has them once in a while. It starts out with your hard boiled egg being half done for some reason. You try to peel it and yoke runs out on your shoes. Then the smoke alarm screams at you because the toaster didn’t pop and now your bread is like black ceramic tile. The coffee filter didn’t seat properly and so the automatic shut-off is stuck and instead of the coffee flowing down into the pot, it fills up the basket and spills out onto the counter. You don’t notice it until you hear the dog licking something off the floor. Then you see the brown flood running down the cupboards. You need to use the bathroom before you run off to work so you use the kids’ bathroom right near the kitchen. Only problem is you didn’t know they plugged it with tissue. No description necessary. One of those days. You think, "Spring flowers is the only thing that can change this mess."

At that precise moment is when I knock on your door. Angrily, you go to answer while muttering to yourself about coffee, toast and toilets. "Good morning! I’m here to totally change your life!" is my greeting. You want to say, "You couldn’t change a lightbulb with a fork lift truck and a jack hammer" but you don’t. You quietly answer, "What?" "I am here to totally change your life!" Somewhat amused you venture to say, "How." "With spring flowers! From this moment on, your life will never be the same. My flowers have the power to turn your life into something beautiful, wonderful, stupendous, magnificent, overwhelmingly amazing, and good." Again, you think of an answer that would certainly pop this annoying balloon, but now you are intrigued and ready for a challenge. "If you want to change my life, today is a good day to do it."

I say to you, "Just leave everything to me. When you return home this afternoon my spring flowers will have turned your home into a masterpiece of incredible beauty and awe. Your neighbors will stand in line, begging you to tell them who did this for you." You answer, "Well, that would be alright, I guess." That is all I need. You stand there in wonder as I whip out my flower planting hat. It is wide-brimmed and has several real flowers growing out of the top. I then strap on my concession stand vest that has coffee, cream and sugar, danish rolls, napkins, and a small micro-wave oven connected to it. "Once I start working, I don’t like to stop, even for food. Nothing gets in the way of my task." Becoming a little bit worried you say, "Uh, no problem."

All day you wonder what is going on at home. You are really tempted to tell your boss you don’t feel well so you can go home and make sure the house hasn’t exploded or something, but you don’t. You watch the clock until the earliest moment you can leave. You drive just a little too fast to get to the house. As you turn the corner you see the crowd. Thinking there certainly must have been some kind of disaster you drive a little closer. They are gathered around your house! You think, "Oh no! What now?!" The crowd parts so you can enter your driveway. To your thrilling amazement, you see spring flowers everywhere! They seem to be alive with color. You can almost feel the beauty as you exit your car. It is at that moment that you realize the timely intruder was right. "You really have changed my life," you think as you behold the indescribable beauty in your yard.
Or if you would rather…
We plant Flowers for customers in the Spring. We are much less Crazy.  Our Company is called Lawn Jockey
 

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